December 2009
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“I’ll Love you Foreve_, but no R, Because that would be the end of Forever”
– Unknown…
Santa is weird.
What an 11 year old thinks of Santa.
Me: What color is Santa's underwear?
Tommy: Pink with red hearts.
Me: Okay, then. What color is Santa?
Tommy: Black with red clothes. No, wait! He is as white as Tighty-Whiteys. Thats what I say! And his beard isn't real! It's made out of fluff. No, Bunnies!
Me: You're strange.
Tommy: Thank you.
Me: What color are the tips of his shoes?
Tommy: Orange.
Me: Where does live?
Tommy: Hell. He's a spawn of Satan himself.
Me: That's a little depressing. What does Santa eat?
Tommy: He steals cookies and milk. Thats how he stays alive. I made cookies for my neighbors, and the next day I find out that Santa stole them!
Me: Tommy? Describe Santa in one word.
Tommy: I'm not going to say that word. But it rhymes with "Trucker"
Me: You are vulgar.
Tommy: Thank you. *evil laugh* It was the first word that came to mind for someone that breaks into your house at night.
Me: Does Santa wear panties?
Tommy: He wears a thong.
Me: I think we're done. Anything about Santa you'd like to share? Something we don't know?
Tommy: Uhmm.... He's an alcoholic.
Ahhh I Love Tommy =]
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